Arrested, but not charged

Just before the rugby game started (Mid Northern lost this time) I got another call from the police. The guy who wacked me over the head a few weeks ago has been arrested today. But apparently it's been the first time he's done something like that so he'll get away with an "official warning". At least it will stay on his record for the time being - I hope that'll teach him! The constable said next time he won't get the soft way out...

Oh, and guess what... that guy had the constable pass on his "sincere apologies" for "overreacting" that night... no comment...